It Was a Masked Christmas (Now I've Got Myocarditis)
it was a masked Christmas we stayed in the house
we covered our nose covered our mouths
it's Christmas time we'll be in line for a booster
it was a masked Christmas we hopped on a Zoom
I can only get WiFi from my laundry room
it's Christmas time we'll be in line for a booster
it was a masked Christmas we stayed in the house
we covered our nose covered our mouths
it's Christmas time we'll be in line for a booster
it was a masked Christmas we hopped on a Zoom
I can only get WiFi from my laundry room
it's Christmas time we'll be in line for a booster
I've been feeling a little strange
I really don't know
I'm not one who usually complains
but there's this frog in my throat
I’ve been getting these dizzy spells
so I said doctor please
how come I ain’t feeling well
he said you've got a disease
now I've got myocarditis from taking that jab
I'm a mouse to Fauci in his great big lab
it's Christmas time and I hope I'm alive by next Easter
I've got pericarditis from my 13th shot
now my heart keeps pumping while my blood just clots
but my doctor denied that he filled me with graphene hydroxide
one day my neighbor died suddenly
they said they didn’t know why
I heard he bent down begrudgingly
lifted his sleeve and complied
I went straight to the coroner
and he said something’s wrong
don’t say that we didn’t warn ya
that’s why I wrote you this song
now I've got myocarditis from taking that jab
I'm a mouse to Fauci in his great big lab
but it's Christmas time and I hope I'm alive by next Easter
now I've got pericarditis from my 13th shot
now my heart keeps pumping while my blood just clots
but my doctor denied that he filled me with graphene hydroxide
now I've got myocarditis from taking that jab
I'm a mouse to Fauci in his great big lab
but it's Christmas time and I hope I'm alive by next Easter
I've got pericarditis from my 13th shot
now my heart keeps pumping while my blood just clots
but my doctor denied that he filled me with graphene hydroxide
I’ve got myocarditis